I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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