i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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