she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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