So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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