I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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