he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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