Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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