Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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