Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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