How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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