have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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