I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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