used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
the raccoons are back...
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