After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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