Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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