I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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