Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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