I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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