I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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