Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I need to stop coming to work sober
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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