Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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