this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
i believe in u and ur pee
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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