butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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