Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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