i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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