His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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