Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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