so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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