so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Help. Why am I so naked?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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