and you said cock pushups were impossible
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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