he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
The air was thick with penises
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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