capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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