question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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