Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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