no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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