You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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