How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
