Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
this will be a night to untag.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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