Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I am naked and annoyed.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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