This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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