thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Dignity is for republicans.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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