that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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