At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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