Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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