Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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