i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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