This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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