Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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