He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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