No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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